Jaded
02-14-2007, 11:02 PM
Servers have been reset quite a bit, but that will not stop me. For those that do not know me from the new forums which apperentally are now the old forums, I am Boneless. For those that already knew, either your a stalker or have good observational skills. Thats not what I am here to talk about though here is my true topic.
V-Day = D-Day
Ah, it's that time of the year again, the one where you express your undieing love for someone by buying them useless junk that will either get lost, or eaten. Some people go all out and have a fancy dinner or buy a car(which isn't useless) but others buy shit like cards...cheap bastards. Cards are nice people, but cars are better. It's not the crap you buy that counts though, the main reason is to show you care, just like Christmas, but still cheaper. This is when you show how much you can love someone else while poor lonely bastards like me sit alone in this world waiting for the aliens to pick us up...or zap us with an atomized lazer beam. Well go ahead and show off all the attention that you can give someone else...I still got my hands...and a sock...and 4 gallons of friction enduceing lubricant. I DONT NEED YOU! WAAAAA!
P.S. Just Kidding Fools. Happy V-Day
V-Day = D-Day
Ah, it's that time of the year again, the one where you express your undieing love for someone by buying them useless junk that will either get lost, or eaten. Some people go all out and have a fancy dinner or buy a car(which isn't useless) but others buy shit like cards...cheap bastards. Cards are nice people, but cars are better. It's not the crap you buy that counts though, the main reason is to show you care, just like Christmas, but still cheaper. This is when you show how much you can love someone else while poor lonely bastards like me sit alone in this world waiting for the aliens to pick us up...or zap us with an atomized lazer beam. Well go ahead and show off all the attention that you can give someone else...I still got my hands...and a sock...and 4 gallons of friction enduceing lubricant. I DONT NEED YOU! WAAAAA!
P.S. Just Kidding Fools. Happy V-Day